Pack Your ID or Prepare for Deportation—Destination Unknown!
Attention, fellow Americans, especially my immigrant sisters and brothers turned proud U.S. citizens: Carry your ID at all times. Yes, even to the grocery store, the dog park, or yoga class. Because in this brilliant era of freedom, liberty, and mistaken deportations, it seems "looking foreign" is enough to get you shipped off to a country you've only heard about in geography class. Crazy? Yes. Real? Welcome to the crazy.
And let’s not forget our dear Americans with accents—southern twang, Midwestern drawl, or New York staccato? You’re fine. But speak English with a hint of your grandma’s homeland, and ICE might escort you to a destination you never booked. Worse? They could send you to the wrong country! So, if you’re Irish-American, prepare for a scenic deportation to Siberia, perhaps. Haitian-American? Pack for Brazil. No questions asked.
Good news for the adventurous traveler, though: Want to visit the Taj Mahal? Don’t bother saving up; just skip your ID and fake an Indian accent. ICE might give you a free ticket to Pakistan instead. Cancun dreams? Get ready for the lush beaches of Nicaragua—not quite all-inclusive, but surely unforgettable.
America, land of the free and the randomly deported... Safe travels!
Roman Gana
Un dessin satirique qui couvre un moment chaotique de l'histoire americaine, genre Charlie Hebdo. J"espere que d'autres suivront.